Cowboy Bebop · Season 1
[on a tape] And now a big cheer from my heart. Let's... go... me, all right! Do your best! Do your best! Don't lose me! Let's go, don't lose, don't lose me! Do your best! Do your best! Me, me, me! Don't lose, don't lose! Me, me, me! Go me!
[tearfully] I can't remember.
Hey, do people ever tell you you don't talk much?
Hey, do people ever tell you you talk too much?
Do you want to use the machine, or do you want the machine to use you?
You can still back out of this, you know.
Negative, Blue Sox fans never leave the game early.
Whatever happens, happens.
[introduces himself] Hello, gentlemen. I journeyed here in order to take your lives.
[learns Mad Pierrot's past] In the beginning, he escaped from the facility to seek revenge... but now he seems to actually enjoy the act of killing. Apparently his mind is continuing to regress. So he's like a child with superhuman combat capabilities. And really... there's nothing more pure and cruel as a child.
[tells Jet about Mad Pierrot] This guy's a perfect killing machine. They say that nobody who's seen his face has lived to tell about it. Those few that managed to get away were hunted down relentlessly, and they always turned up dead. They say he appears with a smile, and he leaves with a smile...
[strolling about] Faye-Faye! Smoke-smoke, Faye-Faye! Puff-puff, Faye-Faye! [Faye comes out the bathroom]
My name's Faye, not "Faye-Faye". You just say it once, okay? [Ed comes to Faye with her computer on her head]
Faye-Faye! Some weird mail came-came for Bebop-Bebop!
[sighs] I would've been able to pay it off if I had just a little more time. Would you hold still? [holds Ed's head, reads mail on computer] Hmm... "Hello, boy. You are invited to a wonderful party"? Wait a minute... this is... All right, don't tell Spike about this. It's a secret, okay?
But why? Faye-Faye, why keep it a secret?
If we don't, that lunkhead—
Will run right out to the party? [Faye sees bandaged Spike behind her]
It's secret mail-mail from Mars. [Spike reads mail; Faye leans down on a wall]
It's Space Land. Nice place to hold a party, don't you think?
Yeah, you're gonna go like that? It's uh, perfect for a masquerade, isn't it? [Spike looks at his left hand for a moment]
Maybe this is the one, the one I won't come back from. The end. [Faye is worried] Just playin' with your head. Would you rescue me if it were true? [Faye pauses for a beat]
..Lunkhead.
[waving about] Lunkhead-lunkhead-lunkhead! [laughing]
They sure are disrepectful fellows.
[Spike and Faye are smoking by the stove]
What do you think, Spike?
They make a good couple.
I think it's a dangerous combination.
And why's that?
The more righteous a guy was back in his youth, the more likely he is to fall for some young thing when he gets older.
Is that right?
Definitely. Men are extremely predictable.
[Spike sees Faye, Ed and Ein peeking in the main room]
What're you up to?
Take a look over there. Jet's got a friend.
Hm? [sees Meifa and Jet in the main room] Ohh...
It's a fine romance.
She's too young for that.
[starts crawling and singing] Hot-dog bun, not too young!
Maybe she's got a thing?
Nah, 'fraid she's too old.
[crawling back] Oldy, moldy, history, mystery!
Now, I don't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing that we brought her out there, but that is how this peculiar case ended. Meifa went back home to Mars, our no-smoking area became a smoking zone again, and life returned to the same daily routine just like before. One thing has changed, though. When I read the news, I never checked the horoscopes anymore.
A horse, huh? I thought it sounded kinda fishy when you said you'd nab him while you were out foraging.
What do you mean?
I mean you spent all our food money, didn't you?
I what?
What'd you blow it on? [Spike points to horseshoe prints on his back]
If I'm lying, then how the hell do you explain this on my back?!
Okay, okay, chill! I totally buy the horse.
You do?
But you're lacking creativity in the cowboy character. He's lame.
Yeah, maybe that's the problem.
Perhaps if he was a samurai instead?
Now that I wouldn't question.
[aims his pistol at Jet] I know that's you, Teddy Bomber.
Huh? Who, me?
I told you. [Andy aims his second pistol at Spike]
Or is it you? [Spike then talks back at Andy]
Are you braindead or what?! We met each other yesterday!
Hmm... I don't recollect.
WHY, YOU! [a suited man talks to Andy]
Um, excuse me, sir. Horses aren't allowed in here and it's very disturbing for our customers...
Oh-hoh, but my Onyx is no ordinary steed. [Teddy Bomber is growling with rage] She's a good compadre who eases my mind and plays a decent game of chess.
Horses can't play chess!
Who cares?
If there's one thing I hate, IT'S BEING IGNORED!
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