He's kidding himself if he thinks his old girlfriend's still carrying the torch for him.
And you're kidding yourself if you think every woman's like you. They're not you know.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
EEd
Duty calls, THREE O'CLOCK TEA!
Nope, just wandering around with some weirdos.
AAlisa
I don't need time that stands still.
I'll do this. You can go back.
You are not gonna let him go, are ya?
When I was a cop this was my beat. I'm the Black Dog, and once I bite, I don't let go. I have no regrets about her, but I'll settle this score on my own terms.
Sense of justice and duty, huh...
Humans were meant to work and sweat to earn a living. Those that try to get rich quick, or live at the expense of others, all get divine retribution somewhere along the line. That's the lesson. Unfortunately we quickly forget the lessons we've learned, and then we have to learn them all over again.
"Survival of the fittest" is the law of nature. We deceive or we are deceived. Thus, we flourish or perish. Nothing good ever happened to me when I trusted others. That is the lesson.
[Spike is unable to figure what toxin Jet has in the database]
So what is it? [hears Ein barking] Ein, give it a rest, would ya?
Well, this is not an ordinary rat. [Ein keeps barking] Huh? Ein, keep it quiet!
So what could it be, then?!
Well, it's a—
EEd
A mystery space creature! [Spike and Faye gasp; she runs upstairs] Spooky! The attack of the horrible alien!
Well, yeah... That is possible, I suppose. [scoffs] Oh yeah, right. [Ed suddenly jumps down next to Spike]
EEd
Then what is it? It's not in the database, right?
Well, uh— [Ed points]
EEd
Look! These pairs are abnormal.
Uhh, you think so?
EEd
Ed has never seen this before. [Spike grumbles] So what else could it be but a horrible alien, huh? What?
Maybe it's... something like a rat went through a mutation and it evolved... and turned into some kind of unusual creature, and secreted this new form of mysterious poison.
Oh, that's brilliant. Right out there with Ed's theory that it's a horrible alien! Really pitiful.
EEd
August 6 - sky day! Today, Ed goes looking for the spooky mysterious horrible alien. Lesson, lesson... if you see a stranger, follow him.
And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
[Old Man Bull gazes a shooting star in the sky]
SSon
A star just fell from the sky.
BBull
That is not an ordinary star, my son. That star is the tear of a warrior.
SSon
What warrior is it?
BBull
A lost soul who has finished his battle somewhere on this planet.
SSon
Ahh...
BBull
A pitiful soul who could not find his way to the lofty realm where the Great Spirit awaits us all.
WLWang Long
Callisto is a frigid planet, Vicious. You'll need special clothing for the arctic conditions.
Cold climates do not concern me.
WLWang Long
True, your heart is colder than any planet. Colder than the eye of a snake about to strike.
[Spike gets into his Swordfish II getting a lead on Julia, turns to Jet]
I'm gonna go look.
You're not!
I'm gonna go look for my woman. You can go look for the other one.
So you're not gonna help me, are you? [long pause] That's it! You've really gone too far. Then don't come back, there won't be a place for you. [Spike puts his coat in the cockpit]
That's your call, pal. [Jet grunts] Anyway, at least you won't be lonely now, not with your weird roommates.
My roommates?! That's why you've been staying here?! You're being stupid! It's been three years since I teamed up with you, but I never knew you had such ridiculous ideas about this thing. What a joke! And I thought you were the one who was lonely!
I'm glad we cleared that up.
Good riddance! [walks off, Spike gets into ship] At least I'll be able to keep some food in the place now! [Spike inserts engine key] I never did understand you, right to the very end!
I don't understand, either.
[confronts Vicious and Lin] Are you seeing Julia behind my back?
LLin
Spike!
Lin. You've gotten pretty big.
He doesn't work under you anymore, Spike. Things are different now.
Like you using her name for your scummy drug deals? I truly pity her for that.
If there's anyone who needs pity here, it's you.
Take care. [Faye looks up] That was close. When someone sneezes and doesn't get told to take care, that person turns into a fairy... That's what they say around here.
Then it's okay. I'm already a fairy.
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