Annie and Auggie in “No Quarter”

[on the phone] Someone's a little cheeky this morning. Too bad, I was going to get you a souvenir.

Yeah?

Yeah! A St. Bernard! Stuffed, of course. They kind of remind me of you.

Great, I remind you of Cujo. It's the slobbering, isn't it?

Yeah, that and they're cute, dependable, and when you're feeling low they bring you booze.