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S1 E15

Corduroy · Season 1, Episode 15

Lisa and Corduroy in “Unfinished Business”

[In Lisa's room, Lisa is reading the last lines and pages of the story "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" --a story from her library book.]

[reading] And Baby Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! And she still is!". Goldilocks, woke up at once. And she saw three bears all staring down at her. "AAAAH!", screamed Goldilocks. She jumped out of Baby Bear's bed and ran out the door. And she never was seen again. Papa Bear and Mama Bear spooned some of the leftover porridge (from the porridge pot). And they put it into Baby Bear's empty bowl (after Goldilocks ate up all his porridge). Then the happy bears (who never saw Goldilocks again), they all sat down to breakfast. At last, everything was just right. (As for Goldilocks, from that day on, she never touched anything that didn't belong to her.)

The end.

[Lisa and Corduroy have finished their story. Indeed, according to the story --and at the end-- after Goldilocks left the bears's house, she --from then on-- never touched things that didn't belong to her again. She stopped being stubborn, traded in her tricks, and did exactly what her parents told her. As for the three bears, they put a lock on their door. And they never knew what a favor they had done for Goldilocks. In fact, they --the bears-- never saw her again. After they finish reading it, Lisa closes the book at looks at her plate of chocolate chip cookies. She finds her chocolate chip cookies almost all gone. It's just one half eaten chocolate chip cookie on the cookie plate. This is like the part from the said story --the part where Goldilocks ate up Baby Bear's porridge. As a result, Lisa and Corduroy are in a short act out from the said story in Lisa's room before going to bed. Corduroy --had all along-- eaten Lisa's cookies. That is, just like how Goldilocks from the story ate up Baby Bear's porridge.]

[recites a line from her story as she pretends to be like Baby Bear] Hey! (My chocolate chip cookies!) Somebody has been tasting my cookies! (And it's all gone!)

Uh-oh...!

[Corduroy cleans and dusts off the cookie crumbs away by using his paw after tasting Lisa's cookies and eating almost all of them like in "Goldilocks and the Three Bears".]

I wonder who did that!

[pretends to be like Baby Bear] Somebody has been drinking my milk! And there is hardly any left!

[giggling; has pretended to be Goldilocks when he ate up Lisa's cookies and drank up her milk] (It was me!) Just like in "Goldilocks and the Three Bears"! (Just like how Goldilocks did this to Baby Bear in the said story! She ate up all of Baby Bear's porridge, broke his chair, and slept in his bed!)

[makes her own version of the said story; calling it "Lisa Locks and the Cordy Bear"] It should be "Lisa-Locks and the Cordy Bear".

[As a result, Lisa has replaced the word "Goldilocks" and "Three Bears" in "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" with "Lisa Locks" and "Cordy Bear" respectively and repronounces and renames the title "Lisa Locks and the Cordy Bear". In the imagined flashback, Lisa --who is pretending to be Goldilocks and is "Lisa Locks"-- her long hair is down and has curls. That is, just like how Goldilocks had her blonde hair in curls.]

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