You want to hear a joke?
Sure.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me! [laughs]
[Lisa starts to laughs until she feels tooth because she now has a bad toothache]
Usually everyone laughs when I tell them that one.
The joke's funny, but this toothache isn't.
Toothache?!
I'll tell my mom as soon as I get home (to the building).
You're gonna tell your mom?!
Sure, why not? (What can go bad?)
Because she'll make you go to the dentist.
So? I've been to the dentist lots of times. It's no big deal.
It is a big deal if you've got a toothache.
What do you mean?
[tells Lisa a story about when Moppy himself got a little toothache last year and about his older/younger brother who also went to the dentist] Last year I had a little toothache and I ended up getting three fillings! See? [shows Lisa his teeth fillings] And he froze my mouth with a needle this long!
[Lisa gulps in horror.]
[he continues his story] Then my brother went to the dentist because he had a toothache too! AND THE DENTIST PULLED HIS (MY BROTHER'S) TOOTH RIGHT OUT!
[Lisa is shocked about Moppy's story. Because he --Moppy-- and his brother both had an experience at the dentist when they both had toothaches.]
I thought the dentist would just make it feel better (on you and your brother).
Make what feel better?
Well...! Oh, nothing.
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