[In Corduroy's imagination, he went to a dark, cool cave until he meet a friendly bear.]
Uh, hello?
[gasping] You're a bear!
Uh-huh! [gulps] You're not going to eat me, are you?
No, of course not. I thought you might like to sit and have some tea and muffins with me. [sighs sadly] Oh, it's because I look scary, isn't it?
Are you?
No! I'm perfectly nice! [off-screen] I've been practicing laughing and smiling, [on-screen] so if anyone came and visited me in my dark, cool cave, they wouldn't be afraid! But hardly anybody anybody ever comes to visit me. [growling] See why?
Uh-huh.
You don't think I look scary?
Well, at first I did. Talking to you, I know you're not scary. Not scary at all!
[looking at a refection of himself] What's inside is what counts, right?
[to Bear] That's right!
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