John and Zed in “Unfinished Business”

John

I want to tell you something about me that nobody knows. I wake up every morning, and for the first five minutes of the day, I imagine that everyone I care about is dead. I lie there, and... I meditate on that. So that when it inevitably happens, then, uh... it lessens the blow.

Zed

Then what do you do?

John

I spark a ciggy and fry an egg.