Bird and bee have sex with disastrous results
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Twelve prams wrecked in Wiggles mosh pit
Wishful thinker sucks in stomach when on scales
Writer of the Newsbar regrets his obeying of the advice of the grammar-checking tool which is contained within Microsoft Word
Holden and Ford currently in peace talks
The look on your victims' faces when they learn there were no WMDs after all: Priceless.
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Tuesday night, catch the ABC's new lower-budget foreign affairs programme: Frugal Correspondent. This week, Middle East correspondent Simon Hurley visits a mosque in the middle of the east coast of Australia. Asia correspondent Ewan Watson investigates the new Chinese leadership at an arrivals lounge.
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(to newly-arrived Asian) Do you know anybody important in Beijing?
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And Jennifer Byrne profiles South-East Asian terror networks from her local Indonesian restaurant.
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It's difficult to tell whether JI still poses a threat, especially from here at the Satay Palace.
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Now covering the world without leaving Australia! That's Frugal Correspondent, Tuesday on ABC TV.
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