Woody quotes from CNNNN

Coming up this morning, we talk to the Prime Minister of Australia, Howard Johnson.

[petting a kangaroo] Hey look, I found this jellybean in its pouch!

[holding a kitten over a pot of boiling water] Now, some people say this is inhumane, but I say it's delicious!

Now, I can't imagine how these Iraqi people must be feeling at the moment...

Oh, I can! I mean, it's like when my sister came to stay at my place in '98 and I felt, like, totally invaded.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but then I realised, like, it was my own problem, that I was taking it out on her!