[To Youhei] You care to repeat those words? If you can, I'll stick my hand into your mouth and rip out your vocal cords as a reward.
“Search for Fake Love”
In this episode: Tomoya Okazaki (3), Youhei Sunohara (3), Nagisa (2), Nagisa Furukawa (1), Kyou Fujibayashi (1)
[Tomoya is sitting in class and Youhei arrives late.]
Are we eating lunch in the cafeteria?
Wait a sec, you just got here, didn't you?
Yeah.
Then you gotta make some kind of opening statement. If you don't, it'll throw me off all afternoon.
[Irritated] Okay, fine! I'll just start over again! [With a more cheerful tone] Hey, how are you, Okazaki? Where would you enjoy eating lunch today?
Way too eloquent.
Huh?
I'm saying that was too eloquent for you. It was so out of character, I don't know how to respond.
[Irritated] Then what do you want me to do?!
Try saying "all that, and a toilet." at the end of your sentences. That'll take an edge off the eloquence and make it sound more low-brow like you.
[Sighs] Yeah, whatever. Maybe some other time, okay?
[Tomoya and Nagisa are telling Youhei that Mei is staying over at Nagisa's house again.]
Huh? Mei's staying at your place again? Are you okay with that?
Of course! We don't mind at all! The whole family loves Mei!
And just for the record, she already told your parents and ok'd it with her school back home. She wanted to stick around and keep an eye on you.
Huh?
MSMei Sunohara
[In Tomoya's flashback] My brother's in his last semester of high school and he still doesn't know what to do with himself. I'd better stay here. I'm too worried to go home.
[At Youhei] Mei said she wants to have a nice, long talk with you so you be ready.
NNagisa
Sunohara, have you ever thought about your future goals or what you want to do with yourself?
Hm...Can't say it comes to mind, no. Obviously college is out of the question, so I guess I'll just find any old job and work any old way. But...If I happen to find a responsible girlfriend to look after me, I bet Mei wouldn't be so worried all the time.
Yeah! That's it! [Cuts to Youhei, Tomoya, and Nagisa in the courtyard.] All you gotta do is pretend you're going out with some nice girl. Someone really smart or dependable or whatever. We can introduce her to Mei and she'll stop worrying.
NNagisa
I see what you mean, but it's not good to lie.
I know. You think anyone would go for that?
Well, sure. Why not? It's not like you're ugly or anything. Even if you have a rotten personality, you still have a baby face. You appeal to their maternal instinct. You're Baby Sunohara! [Nagisa looks at Youhei with a curious look.]
Y-You think so?
Just think. If you and your fake girlfriend happen to hit it off, it might even turn into a real relationship.
Whoa! The Okazaki magic, huh?! [Getting extremely determined.] Alright! Bring it on! I'm ready to rock!
NNagisa
[Whispering] Tomoya, are you actually helping him or are you just having fun at his expense?
Uh, a little bit of both, but he'll live.
[Tomoya, Youhei, and Nagisa are looking for a fake girlfriend for Youhei. They spot Tomoyo with several other girls.]
[To Youhei] Well, Tomoyo is sitting right over there. Why don't you ask her?
[Surprised] For real?
Why not? I think she'd make a great girlfriend. She's pretty and caring and smart.
[To Nagisa] I don't know. It might be dangerous. Look at him, he's freaking out.
[Nervous. To Tomoya] S-Shut up! W-who's freaking out, huh?!
[To Tomoya] Think we should take him to a doctor?
[Groans. To Youhei] Calm down. Just take a deep breath, okay?
[Takes in several breaths] Okay! Time to deliver!
I really think we need to go to the doctor...
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