Charlie Sonner quotes from Charlie and Lola

Charlie

What are you doing at the moment?

Lola

I'm being a guinea pig. Wrink!

Lola

Burt!

Charlie

Uh-oh.

Lola

Where is he? Burt is completely, extremely gone!

Charlie

He can't be completely gone. He's got to be here somewhere.

Lola

[regarding about Burt] Maybe he didn't like me. Maybe he's run away.

Charlie

He didn't run away. He has to be here somewhere.

Lola

Lots of Burts. Where did they all come from?

Charlie

Hmm. I don't think Burt is a boy, Lola.

Lola

What do you mean?

Charlie

I think Burt has had babies.

Lola

Ooh. I said he was a girl.

Lola

Did the bedbugs bite?

Charlie

No.

Lola

I don't want them to bite me, Charlie.

Charlie

Lola, it's not all true, you know. Some things are just superstitions.

Charlie

Tomorrow's our Bring Your Pet to School Day. Marv's bringing Sizzles and I'm gonna bring Nibbles.

Lola

Oh, Nibbles will definitely be the cleverest pet in the whole school.

Charlie

When Nibbles is older and bigger, he'll probably be able to do all kinds of tricks.

Lola

Millions and a hundred of people come to see Nibbles the daredevil mouse.

Charlie

The first-ever mouse to cross a waterfall on a tightrope.

Charlie

I'm afraid, Lola, Nibbles is definitely not going to wake up.

Lola

You're just not seeing properly, Charlie. [gasps] Oh. Nibbles is completely not moving, Charlie.

Charlie

I know.

Marv

[regarding about his brother; Marty] Mom says his room looks like a complete pigsty.

A pigsty. [snorts]

Charlie

He can't be that bad.

Marv

Ha. Yes he can.

He is.

Marv

We can just peek.

Charlie

[explaining the concept of recycling to Lola] I suppose it's a way that people can reuse old things in a different and new way.

Lola

Why?

Charlie

If we just threw everything away, then we'd all, maybe, be completely buried under a massive huge pile of rubbish.

Lola

I would love to plant a tree.

Charlie

Well, you'd better start recycling.

Lola

Yes, Charlie.

Lola

Charlie, at school, we also have to do writing, which is all loopy, and my loops go all over the paper.

Charlie

But, Lola, if you learn how to write, you can send letters and cards to people you like.

Charlie

Okay.

Lola

Piccolo is puh... printed in China. It costs...

Charlie

Lola.

Charlie

This is a book of Dad's. It's a book of all different artists. Look at this one. It's by an artist called "Van Goog."

Marv

I think it's "Van Goff," Charlie.

Charlie

Today, Lola is thinking about seeing because Mum is taking her to have her eyes tested.

Lola

At the opstician.