I wish we could watch Pirate Squidbones all day.
CharlieSo do I. [imitating Squidbones] You good-for-nothing jellyguts!
[also imitating Squidbones] Not as much as I do, you wretched limpet!
A character in Charlie and Lola
Voiced by Ben Small
Charlie and Lola · 283 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Charlie and Lola: in 160 of its 283 quotes
Most scenes with: Lola Sonner (136), Marv (14), Lotta (11)
I wish we could watch Pirate Squidbones all day.
CharlieSo do I. [imitating Squidbones] You good-for-nothing jellyguts!
[also imitating Squidbones] Not as much as I do, you wretched limpet!
Charlie[regarding about himself and Marv] Oh, Lola, we're the best friends ever.
[chuckles] Lola.
CharlieWe've just been playing Squidbones.
CharlieHi, Lola. Why aren't you playing with your hulie-hoop?
Why is everyone doing hulie-hooping and not anything but hulie-hooping?
CharlieBecause it's a craze, Lola.
How long does a craze go on for, Charlie?
CharlieUntil the next craze comes along.
CharlieWhat are you doing, Lola?
I'm making a craze, Charlie.
You can even play cuppy catch ball with two people. That's called "twosies."
CharlieHey, Lotta.
If we did it with our eyes closed, we could call it "sleeping twosies." [throws the ball with her eyes closed, but it doesn't come anywhere close to the cup] Oh.
CharlieOr "dropsies."
I would quite like to be an explorer. Why don't we go now?
CharlieAll the exploring places are really far away and you have to take water and food for surviving.
We can do that.
Mum gave me some raisins in case we get really hungry out in the wild. And dad said he'll come down if we need some help with the tent.
CharlieWe won't need any help, Lola, because we're explorers.
I know. Where are we going?
CharlieWe're going through blizzards and tropical rain.
And jump over biggish rocks.
CharlieWe may even have to wade through rivers. But we'll keep on going and going until we get there.
CharlieWe can't just go back home every time you want something.
Can't we?
CharlieNo. That's cheating. We're in a wild and faraway place, remember? And we have to find our own food.
Charlie[popping out of a bush] Lola, it's me!
Oh! I thought you were a tiger!
CharlieSorry, Lola. I was just foraging for food in the bush.
CharlieDay one-- talked to a parrot and saw... 23 orangutans. Lola, when are you going to tidy your side of the camp?
Not now, Charlie.
CharlieWhere are you going?
Foraging.
CharlieForaging for what? Giant coconuts?
No. Cheese, from the fridge.
I love ice skating!
So do I.
So do I.
CharlieLola's never been ice skating before.
Neither has Morton.
You know, Charlie, I really do think I absolutely and extremely must have my own skates.
CharlieBut we're getting the scooters tomorrow with dad.
I'm going to have real ice skates instead of the scooter, Charlie, because then I will be a very good and very twirylish ice skater.
Dad said I must be very, very good and promise not to change my mind and that he doesn't want to find my skates in the bottom of the cupboard.
CharlieMmm.
CharlieWe're helping the endangered animals by raising money for them.
Are we going to buy them a present?
I think I would like to save a panda.
YES, YES, YES!
CharlieOkay. Let's save the pandas.
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