Waffle quotes from Catscratch

Waffle

Ah-ha, so we meet again!

Waffle

The Beauty Shop Makeover!

Waffle

I don't know. I… (voice deepens as he turns into a giant lizard monster) can't… control myself!

Waffle

Oh. It was just a dream. (His eyes turn into laser beams and he shoots Hovis into smithereens, his eyes turn back to normal and laughs maniacally; In reality, He is heard doing evil laughter in his sleep but then he covers his mouth)

Waffle

I'll do a funny dance.

Waffle

Woo-hoo! (jumps and lands) Ta-da!

Waffle

Rocket smoke?

Gordon

Great gopher! The lawn's on fire! Run!

WAH!

Gordon

Fire! Fire! Run! Grab your wee ones. Run for your safety.

Waffle

Hose! Hose! Hose!

Gordon

Blast it, Waffle! Give it all she's got.

Mr. Blik

Listen up, I've got a plan.

Waffle

Me too.

Mr. Blik

What's your plan?

Waffle

To listen to your plan.

Mr. Blik

[sarcastically annoyed] Good plan. [slaps Waffle in the face]

Waffle

Thank you.

(they hold up the mirrors in front of the girls) Ta-da!

Waffle

(Sees his foot tapping) Uh-oh. Music. My feet. My feet!

Waffle!

Waffle

Sorry.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, Catscratch!

Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch

Catscratch, (Gomez: Catscratch) Catscratch, (Gomez: Catscratch) la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Catscratch!

Yes, when it comes to cash, they've quite a bit, anything they want, they take their pick, but the trouble their in, just never quits, when it comes to their brains, their a little bit thick!

Catscratch, (Hovis: Catscratch) Catscratch, (Hovis: Catscratch) la, la, la, la, la, la, la, CATSCRATCH!!!

(laughing)