Lady Whistledown: It is said that surprise is one part secrecy and one part speed.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Penelope Featherington: Lady Whistledown is my name, not hers!
Eloise Bridgerton: Your name is about to be Bridgerton. You cannot be both.
Penelope Featherington: For much of my life, being a part of your family is all I have wanted.
Eloise Bridgerton: And there was a time I would have given anything to know Lady Whistledown.
Lady Portia Featherington: Ladies do not have dreams. They have husbands. And if you are lucky and you fulfill your role, sometimes what you wish for may come true. Through him.
Penelope Featherington: Colin, what are you doing?
Colin Bridgerton: I am dancing with my future wife in the church where we will be married.
Penelope Featherington: Were you ever punished as a child?
Eloise Bridgerton: You know, if you wish to repent, you must go inside the church.
Penelope Featherington: It is not just gossip. Whistledown is power. The column began because I felt powerless in my own home. I was forced to debut a year early, and I had no say in anything. Writing was the only way I felt I could have a voice! And I should have been using the column to give a voice to the other voiceless. I have done plenty of damage with my pen. Please, let me use it now to do some good.
Penelope Featherington: I can take care of myself!
Colin Bridgerton: Then what good am I to you?!
Viscount Anthony Bridgerton: Our child will always be a Bridgerton. But I should like them to know that they are a Sharma as well. Know their history. And it is important for me to know it so we can share that history with our child. Together.
Penelope Bridgerton: [after Queen Charlotte reveals her identity as Lady Whistledown to the members of the ton] Hello, all. Or should I say, "Dearest Gentle Readers"? I know it is no laughing matter what I have done. In the beginning, I never thought anyone would take my writing seriously. Why should they? No one has ever taken any part of me seriously. I only realize now how common that feeling must be. To be a young lady to whom no one listens. I wrote about all of you because I was captivated by you, living your lives so out in the open. And in writing about all of you, I suddenly felt as if I had a life. I had power. And for anyone in this room who has ever had a taste of that, they should know it can be intoxicating. But I was careless with that power. It was easy to cast aspersions from the shadows where I could not be found. But I see now how much courage it takes to live a life out in the open. To honor one's weaknesses publicly for all to see. And to know, regardless of the outcome, one always has worth. All of us talk. We gossip. Gossip is information. It forges bonds. Especially for those of us who are told so little. But I can no longer conceal the biggest piece of information I have: my identity. That is why I am so very grateful to our queen for forcing me out of the shadows with her most cunning scheme. If she affords me the chance to continue, I mean to aim my quill more responsibly. That is my repentance and my plea.
Queen Charlotte: She seems humbled. But we will be watching that she remains so. What is life without a little gossip?
Lady Whistledown: [narrating] If anyone were holding out hope that Benedict Bridgerton would take a wife this season, this author should make it known that she does not wager it will happen. But believe what you might wish, dear reader, this author knows best that a small amount of make-believe often has the power to remake reality, to lift us up from the drudgery of a humdrum existence. With a little imagination, the impossible seems possible. Dreams seem tangible. And yet, gentle readers, one must eventually wake up.
Penelope Bridgerton: I'm afraid Colin is out for his monthly engagement with Mr. Dankworth and Mr. Finch, where they eat all of London.
Lady Whistledown: [narrating] Dearest Gentle Reader, like a butterfly that flaps its wings in London, causing a tempest at Land's End, it seems that the dismissal of a single housemaid from Penwood House some months ago has invited disorder even this author could not have anticipated. So skilled was this maid, apparently, that Lady Penwood was in need of four new maids to replace her. And where better to find new maids than amongst the well-trained staff of neighbors and friends. Lady Penwood is said to have enticed Lady Keswick's ladies' maids with promises of better pay, one of Lady Hamilton's laundry maids with the allure of prettier dresses, and poached not two but three housemaids from the Marquess of Leicester. With a shortage of capable staff already plaguing the ton, it seems Mayfair has fallen into disarray. I hear Lady Keswick has even resorted to asking her scullery maid to do her hair, leading to rather unpleasant results. Now, the demand for the best help has soared to new heights, the tempest growing as each household attempts to replenish their ranks. And so, the Great Maid War has begun. Who could have imagined that so very much would be upended by one unassuming maid?
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