Walter and Skyler in “A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal”

Walter

Hey, everything okay?

Skyler

No, not really. Heh, actually not at all. You know that, uh, tiara that Marie gave us?

Walter

Yeah.

Skyler

Well, she stole it. Yep, I practically got arrested trying to return it at the store.

Walter

Oh, my God.

Skyler

I mean, she refuses to admit it. She refuses to apologize. I–I don't know what to do.

Walter

Hm... people sometimes do things for their families.

Skyler

"People sometimes do things for their families"? And, what, that justifies stealing?

Walter

Well...

Skyler

Wow, that must have been some sweat lodge. Are you even listening to the words coming out of your mouth?

Walter

What would you do if it were me?

Skyler

What do you mean, "if it were you"?

Walter

If it were me, what would you do? Would you divorce me, would you turn me in to the police?

Skyler

You don't want to find out.