You're suspended, Mr. Connelly.
SStudent
Look, please! If I get suspended, my parents will kill me.
Then perhaps this is Goodbye aswell. Retrieve your books. Be gone in one hour.
Do I look like I'm stupid, Ms. Holt?
“Chapter Seventeen” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Scott Guber (2), Steven Harper (1), Harry Senate (1), Harvey Lipschultz (1), Lauren Davis (1)
SSheryl
Mr. Guber, if you keep asking those rhetorical questions, one day, somebody will respond, and the answer won't please you.
The only reason people study Shakespeare is so they know Shakespeare, so they can walk around pretending that they're smarter then everybody else. It's arrogant. You want to be arrogant snobs, move to England, they love Shakespeare there. It's a nation full of arrogant sex-depraved perverts.
You okay?
Oh, well, between us splitting up and me not owning a computer, I don't get to see you naked anymore.
I can't do it. I got a mother wantin' me to fumigate buses. I got one teacher keepin' secrets that should get him fired, and another teacher who's an old senile bigot who definitely should be fired. I got a student teaching a course for which I'm going to get my ass dragged in front of the school committee, and another teacher appearing naked on a student web site. And I hear you're walkin' around suspending everybody in your path. Is that true?
It is. It's been a good day.
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