Denny and Alan in “Smoke Signals”

Is that how you plan to try this case?

Don't start with me, Denny, all right?

Do you have any idea how many people die every day from cigarettes?

Oh, please. What else is new? Tobacco kills. Big deal.

Did you just say "big deal?"

Well, it's old news.

First of all, it's not just old news. It's absolutely current. The tobacco industry is more powerful today-

It's boring!

What, have we all just been desensitized? Smoking kills. Whatever. We've all just gone numb.

Why'd you say that? Who told you I went numb.

...

Who said that?

What are you talking about?

You damn well know... Did she call you?

Denny, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. So why don't you tell me? You have been in a bad mood all day. What is up?

Nothing's up. That's the problem. My junk doesn't work.

I beg your pardon.

I went back to the captain's quarters with one of the girls from the hot tub. My junk failed me.

Oh.

I'm done, Alan.

D-Denny-

I wish I were dead. I'd have made a better showing with rigor mortis. Dead. Done. It's over.