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Shazza Jones quotes from Bogan Hunters

Played by Elle Dawe · 3 quotes

Shazza Jones

Played by Elle Dawe

Bogan Hunters · 20 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Bogan Hunters: in 3 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Pauly Fenech (3)

Scenes with Shazza Jones 3

Now, that thermal camera is looking straight through the blinds, and you're getting a great example of the mating of the bogan, or 'rooting' as it is most commonly known.

Shazza

Mate, this bloke's a stayer. He's gone longer than a minute!

Marijuana psychosis will make you do things like forget to put the chair in the car, and other weird things....

MMr. Manson

And these are old pets we like to keep around.

We found out that these things here were actually from his pet! And that's when Shazza spotted the arse in the cage.

Shazza

What the f#%@ is that? You've got a women's pair of legs in a f%#@&!^ cage behind a child's swing ?!?

MMr. Manson

Don't judge me it's art! Don't judge me it's art!

Shazza

Alright Mr. Manson, I've gotta get the f#%@ outta here.

The team noticed an intoxicated bogan attempting to drive home.

KKKev the Kiwi

Yeah! We've got him bro.

Shazza

Hey Kev!

Honestly come up there, get up to him! Get up along side him!

Shazza

Go get him Pauly, get him!

The bogan was pursued in the bogan hunting vehicle.

Shazza

Get him! Go, get him Pauly, get him!

For his own good, Shazza pulled out the taser.

BBogan

EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWW!!!!

KKKev the Kiwi

That fella was trying to drink and drive! That's a no-no bro!

So now we've let him off. It's time for him to go back to his habitation and sleep it off. We've got his keys.

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