Blackadder and George in “Unfinished Business”

Oh God, why do they bother?

Well, it's to kill Jerry, isn't it, sir?

Yes, but Jerry is safe underground in concrete bunkers. We've shot off over a million cannon shells, and what's the result? One dachshund with a slight limp. [looks out of the trench] SHUT UP!!! [all the noises stop, except for the gramophone player in the background] Thank you. Right, I'm off to bed where I intend to sleep until my name changes to Rip van Adder.