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Blackadder · Season 1, Episode 15

Prince George and Blackadder in “Unfinished Business”

Thank God it's you, Blackadder! I've just had word from Wellington, he's on his way here now!

That's awkward. The Duke must believe from the very start that I am you.

Hmm, any ideas?

There's no alternative, sir. We must swap clothes.

Oh fantastic, yes. Dressing up, I love it. It's like that story, The Prince and the Porpoise.

And the Pauper.

Ah, yes yes yes. The Prince and the Porpoise and the Pauper. [the two swap their jackets and wigs] Excellent! Why, my own father wouldn't recognize me.

Your own father never can. He's mad.

Oh yes, that's right.

Unfortunately, sir, you do realise that I shall have to treat you like a servant?

Oh, I think I can handle that, thank you, Blackadder.

And you'll have to get used to calling me "Your Highness", Your Highness.

Your Highness, Your Highness.

No, just "Your Highness", Your Highness.

That's what I said. "Your Highness, Your Highness", Your Highness, Your Highness.

Yes, let's leave that for now. Complicated stuff, obviously.

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