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Blackadder · Season 1, Episode 15

Blackadder and Prince George in “Unfinished Business”

[Blackadder learns that the prince, too, is broke]

Let's see, you can't borrow money, you're not going to inherit any money, and, obviously, you can't earn money. Sir, drastic situations call for drastic measures. If you can't make money, you'll have to marry into it.

Marry? Never! I'm a gay bachelor, Blackadder! I'm a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger and a puker! I can't marry. I'm young, I'm firm-buttocked, I'm-

Broke.

Well, yes, I suppose so.

And don't forget, sir, that the modern church smiles on roaring and gorging within wedlock. And, indeed, rogering is keenly encouraged.

And the puking?

Mmm, I believe still very much down to the conscience of the individual churchgoer.

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