Are you sure we can trust these acting chappies? Last time we went to the theatre, three of them murdered Julius Caesar. And one of them was his best friend, Brutus!
As I have told you about eight times, the man playing Julius Caesar was an actor called Kemp.
Really?
[annoyed] Yes.
Thundering gherkins! Brutus must have been pretty miffed when he found out.
What?
That he hadn't killed Caesar after all. Just some poxy actor called Kemp. Do you think maybe he went to Caesar's place after the play and killed him then?
[sotto] Oh god, it's pathetic.
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