Bishop of Bath and Wells and Blackadder in “Unfinished Business”

The time has come, Blackadder!

Oh, hullo, Bish.

The Black Monks will have their money, or I will have my fun.

You enjoy your work, don't you?

Bits of it, yes.

The violent bits.

Yes. [starts massaging Blackadder's shoulders] You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

Fine words for a bishop.

Have you got the money?

Nope.

Good, I hate it when people pay up. Say your prayers, Blackadder [pulls out his red-hot poker] IT'S POKER TIME!!!

Fine. Are you ever concerned that people might find you out?

No, no. I kill, I maim, I fornicate, but as far as my flock is concerned, my only vice is a little tipple before Evensong. [Baldrick offers him a goblet of wine] Oh, thank you. [drinks from the offered goblet and then turns back to Blackadder] Bend over, Blackadder! This where you get... [chokes and clutches at his throat] Drugged! By God...!

No, by Baldrick, actually, but the effect is much the same.