Blackadder and Bishop of Bath and Wells in “Unfinished Business”

Tell me, Bishop, supposing I was to say something like "I'm a close friend of the Queen's, and I think she would be very interested to hear about you and Molly and the wimple, so why don't we just call it quits, eh, Fatso?"

I would say, firstly, the Queen would not believe you, and secondly, [pulls out a poker, its end glowing red hot] you'll regret calling me 'Fatso' later today!

Ah.

I will have my money by Evensong tonight, or...YOUR BOTTOM WILL WISH IT HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!!!