[It is a dark evening in England. Inside cottage, four people are eating supper while Mrs. Tyler helps out]
What about this plague, then? Rumors from the North say it's worse there than ever.
No, no...Now that we've found out about the rats, we'll never have plague again.
You know what they're saying: "A rat a day keeps the plague away!"
Believe me, madam: There'll be no more plague in our lifetime.
Well, I hope you're right. [she goes to get a bowl]
[The three at the table suddenly die. Mrs. Tyler turns around and screams in horror. "The Black Adder" logo comes out of her mouth as the opening theme begins]
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