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Biker Mice from Mars · Season 1, Episode 15

Karbunkle, Grease Pit and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Karbunkle, Limburger, and Grease Pit drive up to a railroad station, and Grease Pit is looking through Limburger's trunk for a specific weapon.]

Karbunkle

Will you hurry, you misapplied misenthrope?! [Grease Pit trips over Karbunkle's leg and stumbles around with the weapon.] Be careful, you dimwitted disaster! That's a delicate instrument!

[Grease Pit falls down and the weapon lands in its desired spot.]

Grease Pit

There! Delicately placed right where you's wanted it!

Karbunkle

Ugh! Greasy-fingered gibbon!

[He turns on the device and an eerie blue glow surrounds the weapon. Grease Pit stares at it as Limburger gets out of his car.]

Limburger

If you pathetic paltroons have concluded your little display of ineptitude...[train whistle]...the ore train appears to be on time.

Grease Pit

Huh? [He slides into the glow and half of his body is seen viewing a 5,000 foot drop into the Plutark Supply Station. Limburger pulls him out.] Aaaah!

Limburger

My dear, seqious Grease Pit, if I had wanted you in orbit, I'D HAVE KICKED YOU THERE MYSELF! Now go man that switch!

[Limburger kicks Grease Pit towards a control switch. Grease Pit hits it and the track moves slightly.]

Grease Pit

Whoa. Good job, huh, boss?

[He proceeds to fall down elsewhere after struggling to move the switch and finally move it so that the track heads for the glow.]

Karbunkle

Yet another ingenious plan, your cream cheesiness!

Limburger

Yes! Why soil ourselves digging when I can simply steal a whole train load of iron ore? That train will enter the transport tunnel and be instantly transported into space for delivery to Plutark. [As he says this, he tosses a rock into the glow.] A brilliant plan if I do say so myself. It simply can't fail!

[Grease Pit's view catches a glimpse of the Biker Mice.]

Grease Pit

Uh, boss?

Limburger

Not now, dear boy. I'm enjoying myself!

Grease Pit

That brilliant plan of yours?

Limburger

Yes, what of it?

Grease Pit

It just got infested WITH MICE!

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