Ben 10: Ultimate Alien · Season 3
“Double or Nothing” · Season 3
In this episode: Gwen Tennyson (4), Ben Tennyson (4), Kevin Levin (4), Albedo (3), Ultimate Echo Echo (1)
I'm telling you, it's just wrong.
Pretending to be you in a stage show for money? Sure is… unless they pay you.
Right? I mean, no. [pause] I mean, aren't there laws about this, facial copyright or something?
According to their website, this show sells out everywhere it plays. People are driving miles to see you.
So?
Kind of seems like a compliment.
Compliment?! Did you see that guy's hair?
Okay, nice work on the priorities.
10 Gwens.
[enraged] That is so wrong!
Um, exactly what I was thinking.
Remember, before we do anything, we find out all the facts.
Since when did you become the voice of reason?
Since you two became theatre critics.
[angered] I am perfectly calm! [her hand glows and shakes it] Okay, now I'm perfectly calm.
I don't see what you're so sore about. I'm not even in the show.
[taking off the brown hair wig and turns to Ben] Ben Tennyson, we meet again.
[shocked] Albedo?! What do you think you're doing?
I was about to go out for some chili fries. Care to join me?
I mean, what are you doing with this show?
Truth be told, I'm making the best of a bad situation. Thanks to you, I have no Ultimatrix, and hence no way to fly myself away from this sad little planet your actions stranded me upon. Worst of all, [takes off the green eye lenses, looking at his reflection] I'm trapped in this repulsive human form! And since I needed some way to earn a living… [takes off the green jacket, opens a closet, and takes out a sound-wave grenade] I realized that the most fitting, if ironic choice, would be to make money off of you. So I created "Ben 10 Live!"
Well, you just had your last curtain call. The show's over!
[shocked gasp] And disappoint my fans?!
My fans!
Whatever. [throws the grenade at them]
This Ultimatrix is just an overgrown strobe light. Between that and the smoke, he blinded the audience long enough to cover the aliens' entrances and exits.
So, you've been going around the country, doing this act for...
Ever since I escaped from Vilgax's ship. Every second-rate resort, sales convention, and county fair. In one night, out the next.
But now you're gonna stop, right?
What, and give up show business?
Oh, I am so going to clobber you!
Oh, but what's the point?
What's the point?! I'll tell you what's the point! How many times has Albedo stolen the Omnitrix, or the Ultimatrix, or kidnapped you, or, might I add tried to kill me?! And-and now, here he is again, ripping me off, using my face to fool people, and steal their money with this ridiculous dog-and-phony show!
Feel better?
A little.
Ben, if you want to shutdown "Ben 10 Live," fine. My dad's a lawyer. Let him handle it.
Yeah, but--
I don't like him either, but Albedo isn't a threat anymore. He's a nuisance.
You needn't worry. Tonight was our last performance.
What?! B-But what about--
I said we're done.
All right. But try anything like this again, and I'll… I'll…
See you in court.
Yeah! That! [he, Gwen and Kevin then walk out of the building to the Rustbucket ship] I still think he deserved a major beat down.
Why waste the energy? You won, he lost. End of story.
[enraged] You imbecile! The Ultimatrix must have interfered with the alteration field. So now whatever I turn into, I'll always change back... to this!
It's all my fault, Albedo. I-I brought them here.
Why would you do that?!
Back home, I'm a nothing. But here on Earth, I-I'm kind of a celebrity. [clears throat] At least I closely resemble a celebrity. Most importantly, I had friends, especially you. That's why I told Ben Tennyson, so he would stop you, so you wouldn't leave.
I don't blame you, Hugh. [turns to Ben, pointing angrily at him] I blame you! YOU DID THIS TO ME! IT'S ALWAYS YOU! [transforms into Rath]
By the way, I like the sound wave grenade you used at the theater. Want to see my version?
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