Hal, Larry Chrysler and others in “Pie and Prejudice”

This is your chance. This your only chance to be the wise man who walks away and lives to see another day.

So...we're more alike than I thought.

We are nothing alike.

When you look at me, you see the monster you're hiding.

You believe whatever you want. Just go.

I'm a little too wild for your liking, aren't I? Little too unpredictable, little too...complete?

It's clearly helped you make such a success of your life.

Didn't you tell Tom all that stuff was unimportant? Instead, I've got no struggle, no tug-of-war; just one voice, one life, one me. [He steps towards Hal.] Seeing that's gotta hurt.

I strongly suggest you take a step backwards.

You know what? I think you're just one big PR exercise. You think I'm a fraud! Well, I guess you'd know the signs. All huff and no puff. Ooh, c'mon, let's see this big bad Hal that's got everyone so scared.

You don't know what you're doing.

Maybe I do. Maybe I want this. Maybe I want to "see the monster." C'mon, let him out, let's play! If he's even real. You got the others fooled; it's not exactly hard, is it? A slag and a retard?

You wanna talk to the real me? [He bares his fangs at Larry and chokes him with the cord of a lamp.] Hello, Larry. Here I am, did you want to speak to me? Hello? [Larry falls to the ground.]