Annie and Mitchell in “Flotsam and Jetsam”

Okay, I've written a list of questions for you to ask him.

[Reading the list] 'Are you screwing Janey Harris?'

She always fancied him and believe me, if she knew when I died she'd have been here before the ambulance crew.

[Reading the list] 'Has my sister had a baby?' Awww...

They've been trying for ages. I blame her husband, his name's Robin and he works in a Post Office.