Mitchell, George and others in “Pilot”

So, you've just arrived at Hogwarts, which house do they put you in?

I'd like to say Gryffindor, but they're supposed to be brave. What's the other one? Ravenclaw, does that have a characteristic?

I think they're brainy. You could be in Ravenclaw.

I quite fancy Hufflepuff actually. I've always thought in Hufflepuff they just spend the day making stuff with safety scissors and glitter.

What about you?

I think that they'd say, 'it's probably best if you just stay in the canteen for the next five years'.

Does anyone ever choose Slytherin?

No, because that would be like saying 'I'm a sociopath.'