Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused.
Delia "Mama" Deetz
Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?
Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man.
That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman.
Well, pay the man, Charles.
Charles "Chuck" Deetz
What is that thing?
Lydia, dinner!
Lydia, go to your room, right now!
Sweety, I'm home.
Being nervous makes me nervous!
It's the whole darn town!
Mr. Monitor
MHMonitor Head 2
What do you mean commercials can't be released on the video unless you are the one with the people's voices!
MHMonitor Head 1
I'm not a fat looser like you!
It's all about ratings.
AMAll Monitor Heads
Get a move on!
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