How do you know who he is?
You mean Batman? [feigning surprise] Oops! Did I say that out loud?
How do you know that?
Oh, because a few months ago, I paid a man to riddle me the answer. Gotta love the honorable Bruce Wayne for designing a fail-safe so he could never become too powerful in a super-suit. Such a great guy.
He's your best friend.
Yeah, he was. The bestest. Nothing could be average with Bruce. Even had to have more dead parents than me.
Because he saved your mom's life?
Oh, yeah. No, I am aware. Thanks to him, instead of collecting my inheritance, I was left wiping the spittle off of a jabbering madwoman's lips for 13 years.
You wanted him dead, why wait until he's in a bulletproof suit?
Because Bruce didn't ruin my life. Batman did. Do you know what it's like to have the villain of your story be the hero of your city? He is a monster who left me anchored to a repulsive, gold-digging bitch, and now he's gonna die.
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