Alice quotes from Batwoman

Alice

Your father doesn't want you, Kate. He shipped you away and you show up without the proper postage. Sophie is the daughter your father always wanted, not you.

Alice

You're not asking the right questions, Kate. What is my evil plan? Who am I targeting next? How am i going to do it? When you really need to be asking why? Why am I like this?

Alice

Well, it all began with an unfortunate event of which I remember vividly. And, if given the chance again, I would take it back in a heartbeat. It was the simple, effortless thing that I had done so many times before. I woke up.

Alice

If you are going to kidnap me again, do wait until I can dolly up into something with a little more flair.

Alice

"Tell us a story," said the March Hare. "Yes, please do," pled Alice, and so the Dormouse began "Once upon a time, there were three little sisters."

Kate

What did you do?

Alice

You don't remember why we'd each have to get our own waffle when we came here?

Kate

Because you don't like to share.

Alice

Exactly. And you are my sister, Kate!

Kate

[narrating] Luke was right, Bruce. Gotham needed something to believe in. They wanted hope just as I started to lose mine. I spent half my life looking for my sister, and today, I found someone else, someone I didn't know or recognize. For the first time in fifteen years, I felt something other than hope. I felt doubt.

Alice

[narrating] It may have taken you years, sweet, darling Kate, but you found me eventually; even if I'm not the girl you expected me to be. I had my secrets just as you have yours. But do be careful, my dear sister. Putting on that suit and all the darkness that comes with it... makes you just as crazy as me.

Alice

Beth is gone.

Kate

Then why save me?

Alice

Because I have plans for you, Kate. That and it's no fun torturing a corpse. Believe me, I've tried.

Where's Kate?

Alice

"Where's Kate?" "Is Kate okay?" "Is Kate happy?" "Is she sleeping enough?" "Has she done her homework, seen a doctor, had enough to eat?" Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate! [holds her knife to her wrist] I'm so sick of Kate!

What are you doing?

Alice

"Where's Beth?" When was the last time you uttered those words, Commander Crow? Was it here? Was it in this house?

Come on. Don't do this.

Alice

Was it when I called you and you didn't even believe it was me?

Let's go outside. We'll talk.

Alice

You told your men to kill me.

Put down the knife.

Alice

Because you don't care. You've never cared!

Put down the knife.

Alice

YOU GAVE UP ON ME!

BETH, DROP THE DAMN KNIFE!

Alice

"Beth." You you said it.

Kate

Did you hire the Rifle to kill me?

Alice

Says the walking, talking, living girl.

You're that psycho.

Alice

Oh. Charmed, I'm sure.

Alice

You're not a hero!

Kate

It doesn't take a hero to know what pure evil looks like.