Don't make me angry, Gaius.
You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
I've always wanted you.
Oh no.
What?
I'm dreaming, aren't I?
Yes, you are. [kisses him]
“Collaborators” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Saul Tigh (3), Gaius Baltar (2), William Adama (1), Laura Roslin (1), Starbuck (1), Virtual Six (1)
[In the mess room, Gaeta just tried to explain to Starbuck his role as a Resistance source while working for Baltar. All the while, crew members walk out of the hall, not interested in his monologue]
You're right Felix, you're a frakking hero.
[shouting at Gaeta] Hey! Look at me! As long as you're here, maybe you can help me out. I'm missing something. I lost it in detention. Since you're so buddy-buddy with the Cylons, maybe you know where it is. How about it? Do you know where my eye is?
Everyone likes Gaeta so let's let him off the hook. Let's just look the other way on this one. Well, a lot of good people had to pay the price for what they did. Choices they made on New Caprica. Like my wife. [jury members are surprised] That's right. Ellen collaborated, gave the Cylons information on the Resistance and she died for it. Because that's the price of collaborating with the enemy. And I liked her a lot more than I like Gaeta.
[to Caprica Six, as she's leaving to decide Baltar's fate on the basestar] You need me! I need you, too! [Another pause, then talking to himself] I should have said that first.
[at the Galactica CIC, Colonel Tigh sees Gaeta enter and he is not very pleased]
You got to be kidding me. Who gave this man permission to enter the CIC?
KACaptain Karl "Helo" Agathon
Admiral's orders sir. [walks up to Tigh] Communications took some serious hits during the rescue and Mr. Gaeta's offered to help with repairs.
Well isn't that nice. a man can turn his coat, collaborate with the enemy, [as everybody stops working] contribute to the deaths of thousands, but the old man needs his phones fixed and suddenly all is forgiven.
AAgathon
The Cylons find us, we're gonna need every hand we've got.
[to Helo] The Cylons found us, Mr. Agathon. Your friend Gaeta was on the welcoming committee. [shouting at Gaeta as he looks exasperated at what Tigh just said] Hey! Look at me! As long as you're here, maybe you can help me out. I'm missing something. I lost it in detention. [gets closer] Since you're so buddy-buddy with the Cylons, maybe you know where it is. How about it? [pause] Do you know where my eye is??!?
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