[Roslin is trying to control her pre-debate giggles.]
You just have to really try to think about something serious. That always helps, right?
Like what?
Well, like, uh... [they look at each other and crack up laughing]
“Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Gaius Baltar (2), Laura Roslin (2), Tyrol (2), Cavil (2), William Adama (1)
[Chief Tyrol is worried that like Galactica-Sharon, he could just as well be another Cylon sleeper agent.]
How do you know I'm human?
BCBrother Cavil
Oh, well, maybe because I'm a Cylon and I've never seen you at any of the meetings.
BCBrother Cavil
Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing.
Are you sure that you're a priest?
[Vice-President (and Presidential candidate) Gaius Baltar, conferring with campaign manager Tom Zarek.]
I'm not sure if you're aware, Tom, but the mob isn't usually in the habit of electing ungodly apostates who denigrate people of faith.
[shaking hands after a presidential debate]
Not your night, I guess.
Why don't you go frak yourself?
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