Galen Tyrol quotes from Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Galen Tyrol

All I know is if there is a God, he's laughin' his ass off.

Baltar

I just don't respond to the title "Doc." A dock is a platform for loading and unloading material. My title is "Doctor" or "Mr. Vice President," if you don't mind.

Galen Tyrol

You are loading, are you not?

Galen Tyrol

There must be some kind of way out of here.

Saul Tigh

Said the Joker to the thief.

There's too much confusion here.

I can't get no relief.

Lieutenant Felix Gaeta

[over the loudspeaker] Inbound Cylon fleet! I repeat: action stations, action stations. Set Condition One throughout the ship. This is not a drill.

Oh gods... what're we going to do?

Saul Tigh

The ship is under attack. We do our jobs. Report to your stations!

Galen Tyrol

Report to stations?

Tigh

My name is Saul Tigh. I am an officer in the Colonial Fleet. Whatever else I am, whatever else it means, that's the man I want to be. And if I die today, that's the man I'll be.