Batman Beyond · Season 1
Eel juice?
And brown rice and tofu.
Mmm, tasty.
Bruce is sending me to this old guru to brush up on my martial arts.
Shway! You know, I could use some new moves myself. Ha! Hi-ya! You think this new guru could...?
[Terry drinks the eel smoothie and shudders]
Never mind.
No fair!
Fair? The only fair around here is in September. Deal with it!
Today you will become a man, my son.
[after beating Zander] Who's rad, who's bad, who's never been had?
Max, get off the line! Some of us have work to do!
Ouch.
Well excuse me for living! [sticks her tongue out]
He's in some kind of cult. I don't know which one, but they're grooming him to be their leader. I wanted to make sure he wouldn't abuse the power.
So you figured you'd teach him Bushido.
He needed a code. A philosophy. A sense of right and wrong. It worked for the Samurai warriors.
But obviously not for Zander.
I told you it would never work. I'll have her eliminated.
No! I like her. She's so different from these mindless automatons I'm surrounded by. She's... She's a person.
That's the problem.
I double-checked the address you gave me. It's a toxic waste company.
Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to make people want to avoid the place?
Call it a high school?
Dinosaurs once ruled the world. They had strength, size...
But they weren't too swift in the adaptability department, were they?
No. That's where humans came in.
She's rude, she's sarcastic, and she has absolutely no respect.
Gotta be Max.
Don't blame yourself.
Why not? It's my fault.
I know, but blaming's not productive.
These people tried to raise you without family, or friends, or love. But you couldn't get along without those things, could you?
You're right. It was my weakness.
[last words] Keep your guard up, kid, particularly on your left side!
You think these ideas are new? Forget it, man! It's the same old story. We're a push-button society. Technology makes our heads soft, our bodies weak, but I've got a new idea, Blow it up! Blow it up!
We're slaves to the machine, Batman! Someone's got to stop the madness!
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