Batman Beyond · Season 1
Donna, my dear, I-I can explain!
Explain what? That you're a lying philanderer? That you've destroyed our family? That I've wasted the best years of my life on you?
Nothing I ever did was good enough for Your Royal Highness! Well, I want out, and no one's going to stop me!
I couldn't stand it anymore! The constant comparison! Do you have any idea what it's like living in someone's shadow?!
Actually, I can relate.
I got a job for you. A real job. That is, if you don't mind washing dishes?
Are you kidding? I was the best dishwasher in juvie hall!
Kill Bruce Wayne? They're lying, I tell you! Bruce Wayne's my mentor! He's like a father to me!
Except he doesn't glow in the dark.
Hey, I resent that! Where's my lawyer? I'll sue! I'll own this place when I'm through with you! You're all gonna work for the sanitation department!
[to Jack] Let's get out of here.
[After seeing the Repeller] Get a load of the freak in long johns.
You really haven't been in Gotham long, have you, kid?
What makes you think that you can rummage through my files like you own the place?
Because I do. Bruce Wayne.
Boys. They always want the unobtainable, and they're always willing to sacrifice what they already have to get it!
Anything broken?
If I said yes, could I go home?
No.
When I was younger, women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time.
What'd you do?
I stepped over them.
Smooth.
I thought so.
[Batman draws a batarang]
Haven't we danced this waltz before?
Humor me.
Titanium. The strongest alloy known to man. It's unbreakable.
Nothing's unbreakable if you apply enough force!
He expects me to work even harder while he's gone!
Why?
He always thinks something bad's going to happen the minute he leaves town. [sky lights up] And somehow he's always right.
Inque! Last time I saw you, you were washed away in a storm!
And now I'm rainwater fresh, Batman!
She was in the Batcave once.
That's more than I can say.
Bruce Wayne. Some father figure.
Maybe she's not so far off.
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