P1Pilot 1
Ha, ha, ha! First thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell their buds that martians are coming.
P2Pilot 2
Second thing. First they got to get their pants cleaned.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CCoe
It is a U.F.O., isn't it?
SScab
Wake up, Coe! All the writing's in English.
CCoe
You can read?!
SScab
I know what this thing is.
CCoe
What?
SScab
Ours.
I think it's some sort of military vehicle: real fast and maneuverable.
So stop them.
That's easy for you to say.
[after telling Coe that his "bros" left him] Look's like you're an only child now.
I had to shut down the computer when Vance’s program tried to get in. If you want out of the cave, you're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way.
You're kidding.
None of the Robins ever complained.
Terry, it's only the suit that's out of commission. Not Batman.
Doesn't look so bad from up here.
What?
The city. Kinda reminds me of the Milky Way.
Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths.
Manual? On an elevator?!
RVRobert Vance
[voice gradually regresses from adult to a high child's tone and then to baby talk] Five hundred megs! A thousand kilobytes! Pi "R" squared! Two plus two equals four. Me first! I wanna play. One potato...two potato...Mama papa...Mama!
TTayko
Ooh, look who's playing hall monitor!
Care to explain what you're doing on school grounds?
TTrey
Actually...no!
TTrey
[looking for Max] Come out, come out, wherever you...
[Max is right there, and hits him over the head with a garden pipe - unfortunately, only breaking the pipe]
TTrey
Why, you little...
This could work out after all.
Just one thing, McGinnis. You ever call me "Robin", and I'm out of here.
No problem... Alfred.
[confused] "Alfred?"
Those cars are stolen.
I guess that's my cue.
[Terry is on the ground being attacked.]
Oh, and Terry, there was one other thing.
[grunting] Yeah?
Your mother called. She wants you to pick up some milk on the way home.
[grunting] Milk?
You should see this place. Antiques. Relics. You'd be right at home.
Cute.
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