[about Buck] "Don't do anything stupid"? Who the hell is he talking to? A bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Can you get any more stupid than that?
Probably not.
I swam across the Niagara once.
[sarcastically] Yeah.
I swear! On a bet.
What, in a barrel?
No... God... I didn't go over the falls, George. I swam across the river.
I don't know.
Ten miles up from the falls. I tell you: that current is damn strong.
Oh, yeah.
Must have carried me at least 2 miles downstream before I got across. But, I got across. Now personally, I didn't think it was all that stupid, but my mom, my sister, Ruth... They gave me all kinds of hell.
Yeah, I bet, Muck.
So did Faye. [his girlfriend]
Aah, sweet Faye Tanner...
Shut it, George.
Well, they had a point - you're an idiot.
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