Baccano! quotes

"I don't understand any of it, but it's absolutely incredible!"

"It's guns! I love guns! ...machine guns? That's even better! This could be fun! Sounds like death, and danger. Daaanger, daaaaanger...What's happening in the dining car? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are really starting to get exciiiting! Yes! Yes yes yes! YES YES YES YES YES!"

"Now, dear uncle, there's a certain person that I just love to kill. It doesn't even matter whether they're weak or strong. The people I live to kill that really get me jazzed... never see it coming. Never. They're in some happy place where they're sure nothing can get them. Dying is the furthest thing from their minds. Maybe they're thinkin' about what they're gonna have for dinner. Just like you were. Right before I walked in."

"C'mon, put up ya dukes! You think you're Pete Hammond? Haha, more like Jack Dempsey! Or more like Jack Johnson! You got no moxie! You got no technique! ...do you even know any of these boxers I'm talkin' about? Any red-blooded American would have to know what I'm talking about, RIGHT!? You don't? Oh, you don't!? I'll make you pay for not knowin' them! Of course, even if you did know 'em, you'd still! Have! To! PAAAAAAY!"

"I just know you are all my newest enemies...and you have really nice guns. You people are all the same. You think you're so SPECIAL! "Oh yeah, with all of our wonderful guns on this pathetic train, there's no way anyone can stop us! We are invincible and unbeatable! We are SO STRONG with all of our men and our guns!" Hahaha! You are my absolute favorite people to kill! You are so beautifully amazed when you die! Especially when I squish your brains! BETWEEN MY FINGERS! LIKE I'M MAKING SAUSAGE!

"Thank you! Fuck you! A villain has arrived!"

"Thank you! Fuck you! The star is here!"

"Why? Is there anything in it for us? If you were a woman, I could expect a kiss or so, but you're a guy! On the contrary, you could just die there. I mean, just die. It is your destiny to die here!"

"Depending on your request, whether I will laugh or get angry, that will decide your lifespan, boy"

"Too bad, you were so close but you couldn't figure out how to talk to me after all... I can't let a look like yours go unanswered. You're just so sure I'm not gonna do this!" (Shoots Czeslaw in the face)

(About Czeslaw) "DId you see the way he was looking at me? It's like that smug face was daring me to blast it all to hell. He was so certain he wasn't gonna get killed by us. He was looking down his nose AT ME! LADD RUSSO! I was overwhelmed with the most incredible urge to kill...But what really burns, what makes me wish he was alive so I could kill him again was that goddamn look in his face, LIKE I JUST COULDN'T KILL HIM!!! (one of his men calls for him) Hey, keep it down!"

"He sure underestimated me! My Murderous Gauge was turned to the max!"

"The reason you guys were wearing such orchestra style suits was to perform for me, right? To think you'd come to the roof especially for me! This must be love! I have embraced your enormous love! Now it's your turn to embrace my love. I love you, so die!"

(While fighting Chane) "I'm gonna kill ya, baby. Whether you wanna die or not!"

(While fighting Claire) "Okay, all mighty ruler of this world. Just how is it you're planning to kill me, huh? Maybe I should just go ahead and show you that this world works differently than you think it does. I'm gonna kill you, and then after I'll dance a jig around your dead corpse because YOU won't exist in MY world anymore!"