Hey.
Hey. You got a second? I need some help with my résumé.
Did you get fired because you left those seniors in the van?
No. Half of them didn't remember, and the rest thought we were stopped at a very long light. I'm just getting this ready for when I start my new journey.
Oh, you're really taking this thing seriously.
Yeah, I don't know what I want to do after the transplant, but I want to hit the ground running, so would you mind taking a look?
Yeah, sure. (clears throat) 7 years of pharmaceutical sales?
Selling weed.
And I see you've also been a mechanical engineer?
That beer distiller in your garage was made from a bunch of stuff I found around your house, so I totally MacGyver'ed that bitch.
Well, I got to say, I'm impressed. Not with this clearly fabricated résumé, but the fact that you are thinking about this. I mean, the Gina I met 6 months ago was selling fake IDs to kids.
No, I was mentoring troubled youths on their transition to adulthood.
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