Drew? Is that Drew Dunbar?
Gina! Hello. Hi.
Oh, my God. I haven't seen you since high school!
Yes. It's been a long time.
Oh, did you see me? I was in the wedding.
Yeah, I saw you. Everyone saw you.
So what have you been up to? Tell me everything.
Uh, okay. Well, um, I got married, became a therapist, have a beautiful daughter. She's 12. Really smart.
Ah, kids are great. Can you prescribe drugs?
No. That's a psychiatrist. I'm a psychologist. Internet degree. But still, very real. What about you? What's been going on with you?
Um, not much. Just my boring life. Although last year there was this one little misunderstanding, but it got expunged.
Expunged?
It's like I didn't do it. Anyway, um, I got this job driving a senior van for this assisted living place. They are the sweetest people ever. But they die, like constantly. Sometimes in the van, and it's a mess.
Yeah. Bummer. Well, good catching up.
Wait. Are you okay?
Yeah. Why?
I am around death all the time, and something about you seems a little deathy.
Wow, what a weird superpower. Well, as a matter of fact, I did just find out that I need a kidney transplant.
I knew it! I was thinking more the colon area, but I was in the neighborhood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I'm sure it'll all work out. No biggie, as the kids say.
Oh, no. It is the biggie. I have this one old dude, Mr. Lopez, that I drive to dialysis 3 times a week, but he is old, and you're still young. That is so sad. Does that make you sad?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it does. Anyway, good catching up.
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