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S1 E15

B Positive · Season 1, Episode 15

Nurse, Drew and others in “Unfinished Business”

[First lines of the series]

Nurse

The doctor will be right in.

Drew

Thanks.

Doctor

Drew.

Drew

Hey. Hey. Wow!

Doctor

That's not your chart.

Drew

No, I know. I know. I was just concerned for Mrs. Yang.

Doctor

So, how's it going? Any more luck with the peeing?

Drew

No. No luck. I stand. I sit. I can't even do it in the shower.

Doctor

All right. Let's take a look at your blood work. Oh.

Drew

Oh. What is "oh"?

Doctor

Your creatinine level is through the roof.

Drew

And that's not good?

Doctor

Rule of thumb, nothing in your body should ever be through the roof. Drew, I'm afraid you're in renal failure.

Drew

"Renal" as in "kidney"?

Doctor

Yes.

Drew

Okay. Well, any chance there could be a mistake? I mean, that girl who took my blood, you know, with the piercings and the tattoos.

Doctor

My daughter.

Drew

Very pretty. Cool style. So, what are we talking here? Medication? Diet? All fat? No fat? Should I be catching my own fish?

Doctor

It's a little more serious than that. Uh, I'm gonna give you the name of an excellent nephrologist.

Drew

Good. Good. Good. Good. Yeah, I don't want a strip mall nephrologist. Excuse me, I'm a little dry.

[Drew drinks water with a bottle.]

Drew

You know, when I did pee, it made that sound.

Doctor

Look, I know it's a lot to process, but you really need to start thinking about potential kidney donors.

Drew

Whoa. Uh, hang on. You're saying, uh... You're saying I need a new kidney?

Doctor

I'd start with family. They're usually the best match.

Drew

Oh, great, a Republican kidney.

Doctor

It'll just help you pee. It won't tell you which bathroom to pee in. Well, how about friends?

Drew

I don't really have kidney friends. I mean, I have friends, don't get me wrong. Just not the kind that, you know, care about me.

Doctor

Well, meanwhile, you just gotta try to stay positive.

Drew

Yeah. How do I do that?

Doctor

I drink, but you have to make your own choices.

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