Felicity Smoak quotes from Arrow

Felicity

You ever get in trouble with your parents?

Oliver

Uh, yeah. All the time. Why?

Felicity

Because William doesn't need pancakes. William needs to tell us why he got expelled and why he's been lying to us.

Oliver

After pancakes or...

Felicity

No.

Felicity

So Diaz is just walking around free right now in exchange for intel?

Diggle

He's not free, Felicity. He has a bomb in his head. If he makes one misstep... we are taking every precaution.

Felicity

Well, I understand why Curtis left.

Oliver

Hey.

Felicity

You can't really be okay with this.

Oliver

No. But I-I trust John, and I believe that he would only take a step like this if he had no other choice.

Diggle

There was no other choice. And I hate that it came to this, but Lyla and I believe that using the Ghost Initiative is the best way to take down this threat.

Felicity

You realize that this is the second time you have prioritized your job over keeping your friends safe?

Diggle

Working with A.R.G.U.S. does keep you safe, because it makes the world safe.

Felicity

You can keep telling yourself that.

Black Siren

Diaz is in A.R.G.U.S. custody. He's not running around free. Trust me. I would be thrilled to see his head explode, but is it really worth the consequences?

Felicity

Yes, it is worth every consequence. I have to protect my family.

Black Siren

By family you mean you, Oliver, and your baby?

Felicity

What, are you psychic now?

Black Siren

Well, there's no wine or champagne and no caffeine on this mission, and that - that is a pregnant lady amount of chocolates you just consumed.

Felicity

I ate that much chocolate before I was pregnant.

Diggle

Well, Diaz will be taken back to Slabside for reneging on his side of the deal. This time, he'll stay there.

Oliver

Still need to think about Dante. He's not gonna forget what happened tonight.

Felicity

I won't, either. You could've gone after Dante, but you chose Diaz.

Diggle

Last year, I had the opportunity to catch Diaz, and I let it slip through my fingers. I wasn't gonna make the same mistake twice.

Felicity

Well, what about Dante being the greater threat?

Diggle

When I knew there was a choice between catching Diaz or Dante, all I could think about was what letting Diaz go meant to you last time, Felicity, so in that moment, I decided that sometimes the best choice is to just protect your family, and that's exactly what you two are.

Felicity

You want to know why I didn't kill Diaz. I wanted to. I was ready to. But then I realized killing Diaz wasn't going to prove anything. The whole reason I wanted Diaz dead was to protect our family, and... what our family needs is a fresh start, one in the light just like you're doing. I want our children to know that they are the most important thing to us and that we would do anything... anything for them.

Oliver

You said "children".

Felicity

I'm pregnant.

Oliver

We all know that we operate better on our own. Now, I would for you to be onboard with this, but if you're not, I would just - I would ask you to stay out of our way.

Diggle

Oliver, I will always have your back. But you've giving up on this partnership before you're really giving it a chance, as if you're up against a clock I don't know about. So what don't I know about?

Felicity

We're having a baby.

Diggle

Really?

Yeah.

Felicity

It's a little early. We're not telling anybody yet.

Diggle

That's amazing! This is wonderful! It would also explain a hell of a lot.

Oliver

We don't want a child born into a city like this. Our mission is not complete.

Felicity

So we're going to go about this the only way that we know how, without politicians and without a precinct. We're going to do this the Team Arrow way.

Diggle

OK, and that would work for a while. And the, uh, then I have to say, we will be right back to where we started, Oliver. Without a team, you in prison, us on the run, and a city no closer to being saved than where we started.

Oliver

Our partnership with the force is not working.

Diggle

Then we have to find a way to make it work. Compromise, do whatever you have to do because if you want a new future for this baby of yours, it won't be come by doing the same thing we used to do. We have to - We have to be something else... Something better.

Felicity

So, in between updating the SCPD's tech and taking down evil CEOs, I was brainstorming baby names today.

Oliver

Really?

Felicity

Yeah.

Oliver

Any frontrunners?

Felicity

For a boy, I've always liked Lucas.

Oliver

Yeah. Lucas. That's good. I may have thought of a name for a girl.

Felicity

Yeah?

Oliver

Mia.

Felicity

Short for Moira. Sweet and fiery. I love it.

Oliver

And regardless whether we have a boy or a girl, I just want to make sure that... she or he end up growing up in a better and safer Star City than I did.

Felicity

Yeah.

Oliver

I want that for both of our children. They'll always have each other to lean on.

Felicity

And we'll always have us.

Felicity

Was my message not clear? I wanted you both out of Star City, not to come to the Glades.

Mia

Wow, really? No "Hey, kids. Thanks for the rescue"?

Felicity

Those coordinates were not supposed to lead you to me; they are the coordinates of a stockpile of bombs hidden in this building. That's why I told you to give them them to Roy and Dinah.

William

Well, since we're here, would it be okay if we got you out of there?

Rene

Dale plans to pin the blame on a vigilante. I'm guessing that's why they were keeping Felicity.

I can't say I'm surprised. What opened your eyes all of a sudden?

Rene

Someone with impeccable genetics reminded me of who I used to be.

Mia

And why should we believe you? Aren't you the evil mayor who's been trying to destroy Star City?

Rene

And who are you?

Felicity

This is Mia. These are mine and Oliver's impeccable genetics.

Rene

You and Oliver have a kid?

Felicity

Surprise.

Mia

You know, when I first left home, I was so mad at you. I learned everything I could about vigilantes. I-I dug up old news stories about how they destroyed Star City. But I was convinced... I was convinced it was true. That you had lied to me my entire childhood. Your... your stories of the heroism of Team Arrow, because you didn't want me to think badly about you, or about dad. I spent these last years hating vigilantes because I hated you.

Felicity

Well, I don't blame you.

Mia

I understand why you wanted to lie to me; to protect me. I can't even imagine what it was like having an entire city turn on you, and turn on dad.

Felicity

Mia, you are so much like your father. Out on the field, so badass. I'm so proud of you.

Alena

So, um, how did you find me, actually?

Felicity

It's part of a new project I have been working on. It started off as, like, a home-based security system, and it's turned into, like, a DNA-tracking-based surveillance system. Meet Archer.

Alena

Sorry. So you located me using my DNA? When did you collect my DNA?

Felicity

I know it's a little creepy.

Alena

It's more than a little, but it's also impressive.

Felicity

I've been using it for Team Arrow, but I think if we scaled it up, it could be so much more than that. I mean, we could find missing persons, we could track terrorists, we could do crowd control, we could do anything! I just, I can't do it alone.

Alena

I mean, whatever you need, I am game. I am so done telling customers to use the chip in their card when they insist on swiping.

Felicity

Great! How does CTO of Smoak Technologies sound?

Felicity

Emiko's bullet led me to Andrew Thornton's rifle, which led me to twelve different shell companies, which led me to the buyer.

Oliver

And it's not weird that she hasn't found the buyer herself with the resources of the Ninth Circle at her disposal?

Felicity

Okay, well, not to toot my own horn, but Emiko is more of The Karate Kid, Hilary Swank version, and I am more of the Mr. Robot version, but prettier.

Felicity

Well. I'm having déjà vu in the best way possible.

Sara

Did Dinah read you the riot act?

Felicity

Nothing I can't handle.

Sara

Come a long way from the I.T. girl secretly crushing on Oliver Queen.

Felicity

Apparently it wasn't much of a secret. Everybody knew. Zero poker face. And I always wondered, you know, were you flirting with me all those times you said I was cute?

Sara

Why? Were you into it?

Felicity

Of course. It's you. [They hug] I missed you.

Sara

Missed you, too.

Oliver

Kidnapping a four-star general is a risky move for the Ninth Circle, especially if the Pentagon's on to them. So, why? Why do it?

Felicity

I don't know. We need to find out more about who he is, what makes him so important.

Oliver

I'd imagine his files are really, really classified.

Felicity

"Really, really classified" sounds really, really fun. I'm on it.

Felicity

Oh, thank god. Please tell me the news that you are bringing is about Emiko and her Ninth Circle buddies because I have had no luck with my "typity-type finding anything" thing.

Dinah

Oh, well, you're in luck now. Dante, not so much. A couple SCPD beat cops found his body this morning.

Rene

Let me guess, not from natural causes.

Dinah

Not unless you call three arrows and a knife to the chest natural.

Diggle

This was after you told Emiko that Dante killed her mother. Can't be a coincidence.

Oliver

No. She went ahead and killed the only father figure she had left.

Felicity

Right. So that's a "no" on the evil sister redeeming herself, then.