Felicity Smoak quotes from Arrow

Curtis

Does he know? Rory, I mean.

Felicity

No, that I destroyed his hometown with a nuclear missile five months ago. No, it hasn't come up.

Curtis

You didn't destroy anything, Felicity. That was Damien Dahrk.

Felicity

Dahrk sent the missile to Monument Point. I sent the missile to Havenrock. I killed tens of thousands of people.

Curtis

To save billions.

Felicity

Tell that to Rory's family.

Rene

Ragman should be here.

Oliver

Overwatch, do you have a 20 on Ragman?

Felicity

I texted him, like, 10 times and then 10 more, but nada.

Curtis

Maybe he's sick. I mean, the flu's been going around, and by the looks of those rags, he does not hit the drycleaner very often.

Curtis

Another robbery in progress at...

Felicity

Palmer Tech! I got to call Oliver.

Curtis

Or maybe don't, and we'll just let them get robbed. It will serve Mr. Dennis right for firing us.

Felicity

He fired me. You quit.

Curtis

Because he fired you. Same thing.

Felicity

[calls Oliver] Oliver! We have a robbery in progress at Palmer Tech.

Oliver

[Oliver is revealed to be the robber] Yeah?!

Rory

Do I even want to ask how you found me?

Felicity

Is that a trick question?

Diggle

[walks into the Arrow cave] Wow, this place just got really crowded. Hey. [embraces Felicity]

Rory

Do people just walk into your secret base of operations?

Yes.

Oliver

This is...

Evelyn

Spartan... I'm guessing.

Diggle

You guys must be the new kids on the block.

Curtis

More like the Backstreet Boys. [chuckles] It was funny in my head.

Felicity

Hi.

Oliver

Thanks for letting me swing by.

Felicity

You do remember this apartment has a front door, right?

Oliver

Front doors are more for people who haven't just faked their own death.

Felicity

Good point.

With Church in custody, I take it your identity's safe.

Oliver

I hope so. Thanks for the assist. [pause] And the personal insight.

It's just part of the service. [Felicity enters the office] Speak of the devil.

Felicity

Oh, am I the devil now?

That would definitely be my cue to leave. Take care. [walks out of the office]

Oliver

What's the status on Church's cellphone?

Felicity

It's holding still at a pairing pocket. This is one well-traveled phone, considering that its owner was killed on the other side of town last week.

Oliver

Prometheus is trying to bait me.

Felicity

Yeah, that's the general point I was trying to convey, and also that it's probably a trap. You should've let me call in the rest of the team.

Oliver

No!

Felicity

Why?

Oliver

Because it's probably a trap.

Black Siren

So tell me, what happened between you and Oliver? Did he find someone else? Were you not tall enough? [pause] Do you have a sister? Because I hear he loves sisters.

Felicity

Oliver seems to think that because you look like Laurel, that you can become her.

Black Siren

And what do you think?

Felicity

I think you should get used to living in cages. There's a part of him that blames himself for Laurel's death. It's who he is. So when he looks at you, he doesn't just see Laurel, he sees a shot at redemption.

Black Siren

Wow it must be really frustrating... that he doesn't listen to you.

Felicity

No, I'm used to it.

Oliver

How did she escape?

Rory

The power went off, and the dampener along with it.

Rene

And Goldilocks huffed and puffed and blew the door down.

Rory

That's not exactly how her power works.

Oliver

Is there something wrong with Cisco's specs? Because didn't we just replicate the pipeline's security system?

Felicity

We did. I let her go.

Oliver

What?

Rene

Damn, Blondie!

Felicity

I'm sorry, would everyone just relax? I put tracking nanites in her water, the same ones we used to find Malcolm.

Oliver

Well, that makes everything better!

Felicity

Isn't that exactly how you used Anarky to find Darhk last year?

Oliver

Could we have the room please?

Rene

Seriously? This is getting good.

Oliver

How did you know where to start? All that I told you was that Chase might have something.

Felicity

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I hacked his laptop. Saving Dig is gonna break at least twelve federal laws. Hacking your D.A. is just small ball. Plus, you are the mayor. You can pardon me.

Oliver

Actually, I can't.

Felicity

It doesn't matter, because I am having fun. I haven't done a good old "grab government secrets" kind of hack in a really long time, and it's a great change of pace and it feels awesome. And it'll keep me busy while you're gone.

Oliver

I... I'm going somewhere?

Curtis

Maybe Hub City.

Rory

We're thinking that's where the new Black Canary is hanging out.

Oliver

Yeah, let's not call her that just yet. I'd like to see her in the field, at least, first.

John

Oliver, I thought you didn't want anything to do with the Bratva.

Oliver

I don't. But if it's a choice between me crossing a line and the two of you crossing one, that is a very easy choice.

John

[to Felicity] What did you do?

Oliver

Doesn't matter. Here's what does: I am who I am. Now I'm trying to work past that. Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. But I can not, I will not, have the two of you make the same mistakes.

Felicity

Oliver, you were the one who taught us that sometimes you have to get in the muck to make things right.

Oliver

Well, then Prometheus wins. Because he'll be right. I need the two of you to prove to him, and quite frankly, to prove to me, that he's not. I need the two of you to be better than me. Because you are.

Curtis

Why don't you like us talking about this (gun control)?

Felicity

I just don't like you guys arguing... while I'm trying to work.

Curtis

Why not? There's nothing wrong with a little healthy debate, Felicity.

Felicity

It's not healthy if it doesn't accomplish anything and it's not... gonna accomplish anything.

Curtis

Actually... I disagree. Not about the part of it not accomplishing anything, but this idea that it's not healthy. We used to talk about things as a society, you know. We'd debate and we would argue, and we still respected each another after.

Felicity

Yeah, somewhere along the line, that just became...

Rude.

Curtis

Yeah. It became impolitic to talk politics. Can't help but wondering that maybe that's why our country is the way it is today.

Diggle

Okay. Do you know what your superpower is?

Felicity

Computers?

Diggle

Empathy. Big, reflexive, pure empathy.

Felicity

Well, maybe I'm fresh out.

Diggle

Because of Billy.

Felicity

It's a dark world. And for the past four years. I have watched you and Oliver, and Laurel and Thea and Roy, I've watched all of you use a little darkness to fight it.

Diggle

That's true. Sometimes we do fight fire with fire. But every time we do, Felicity, every single time,... we risk being burned.

Curtis

I don't believe it.

Felicity

Really? Oliver can't go after Chase himself, so he finds guys who can.

Rene

He let them steal from a company that was barely hanging on. Oliver put hundreds of jobs on the line, and I know he knows that 'cause I was in the same briefing.

Dinah

Speaking of which, why haven't you gone back into City Hall?

Diggle

Because Lance banned him 'til Chase is taken off the board. Something to do with Rene threatening to pop a cap in his ass.