[In response to a caller on her radio show asking about what to expect when her husband comes home from war]
My man just came back and got a heroes welcome, lemme tell ya he knows how to shoot off the fireworks, we're talking 21-gun salute, so stay hydrated.
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[trying to hit on Roxy] You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see.
[smiles] Sweet, you can count! Just don't breed. [walks away]
[Everyone laughs]
Rox, you are one of the smartest people I know...you could do anything.
You know the difference between a lawyer and an accountant? An accountant knows he's boring. [kisses Trevor] I'm happy where I am right now.
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