[A fight is taking place between a green demon and a vampire, ringed by a crowd of demons watching and cheering. The demon dances around the vampire, hitting him. Finally grabs the vampire in a choke-hold. The vampire slaps the floor with his hand and the demon releases him. Rhythmic clapping interrupts the cheers for the winner. The crowd parts to reveal Darla, followed by Dru walking into the middle of the circle.]
Wow. That was something. But violence without victims, see, that's where you lose me.
Who the hell are you?
My name's Darla and this is Drusilla. We're new in town though some of you know us by reputation.
I never heard of you before.
[Drusilla reaches up from behind him and casually rips off his ears. The demon drops to the floor with a scream, hands pressed to the sides of his head.]
Now you never will. I trust we have everyone's attention? Good. We've come with a little proposition.
[From under the shadow of the hood of his gray sweatshirt a vamp-faced Angel glances over the shoulders of the demons in front of him at Darla.]'
Me and my girl, we're not just the new thing in town, we're the only thing in town. And we're in the market for some... Well, one doesn't really want to use the term 'muscular slaves...' Actually, one does. Unfortunately for most, we're only looking for the best. Those creatures who not only excel at devastation, but revel in it. Our crusade is one of malevolent joy.
[Angel moves through the demon crowd, head down. Dru gasps as he slips past the demons standing behind her.]
Eyes like needles.
Dru, I'm working here?
He sees you. Sees what you were. [Gasps and takes a step closer to Darla.] You'll never be alone again.
Stop! J-just don't.
He's watching you, my sweet, right now.
[Darla spins around and looks at the crowd of demons.]
Angel.
[Darla pushes into the crowd.]
He wants to punish us. He thinks we've been naughty. He remembers when you were warm.
Shut up, Drusilla!
[Drusilla turns away and Darla gives herself a little shake.]
Now, as I was saying, if you think you have what it takes to join us, auditions are tonight, here... [pulls a business card out of her cleavage] at this address. Winners will have the opportunity to foment mass-destruction, losers will be gutted and left for dead. Have a nice night. [Grabs a hold of Drusilla's arm and hustles her towards the door.] Come on.
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