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Angel · Season 2

Darla and Vampire in “The Trial”

Darla

Ah, how long have you been...

Vampire

Oh, an eternal child of the darkness? Since, ah...'92.

Darla

19 - 92?

Vampire

[chuckling] I know. It's hard to believe it's already the last century.

Darla

And in all this time you've never considered making yourself a mate?

Vampire

How do you mean?

Darla

Well, isn't it true that some vampires choose a mortal, someone they can sire, someone who, too, can walk those lonely nights, hunting with them, feeding with them, joining with them?

[Vampire looks down at her hands covering his then gives a laugh.]

Vampire

No! That'd just be weird.

Darla

Weird? It's mythic!

Vampire

[shakes his finger at her] No, you been reading too much Anne Rice lately! You've got no idea how this thing works!

Darla

Then teach me.

Vampire

Oh, what, you want me to make you?

Darla

Why do you think I came into this bar, for the snacks?

Vampire

Sweetheart, in this bar, you are the snacks.

Darla

[smiles] I live nearby. We can go back to my place, you can do it there.

Vampire

Y-you're serious about this. [Darla nods slightly] So what? I make you and then you'd be like my immortal babe?

Darla

Yes.

Vampire

Ah, well, that kind of sounds like commitment to me.

Darla

Then use me for as long as you like, anyway you like, then discard me. No strings.

Vampire

There is an alley out back.

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