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Barney and Angel in “Parting Gifts”

[Angel interviews Barney in his office.]

Barney

You know, I just noticed it's 3:45 in the afternoon. If you're a vampire, why aren't you in your coffin?

Angel

Coffin. I hate that stereotype. You're a demon and you don't know anything about vampires?

Barney

Only what I learned from TV.

Angel

Vampires don't sleep in coffins. It's a misconception made popular by hack writers and ignorant media. [stands] In fact, you know, we can and do move around during the day, as long as we avoid direct sunlight. Got it?!

Barney

Gotten. Sorry. Didn't want to push any sore spots.

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